More of gore flick than horror, pretty cool intro, went downhill at the gas station pretty quick.
But my god Jessica Biel is hot! Can't fight worth shit though and man leatherface sure moves awful fast for a guy that size. So you are running for your life, you're covered in water and sweat so you run into a meat freezer wearing a halter top, I give you 10 sec. before you start nipping, come on guys, give the audience a little T&A! So you escape the meat freezer and you don't lock the killer in there? Yea. Ok, so you set a trap and blindside the dude with a frickin' meatclever and you aim for his back and not his head? Damn girl, god must have put all you points in your body and none in your head. Back outside to the rain, still no nipple in a white t-shirt, note to self, e-mail director and cuss him out.
Hmm... ok if you are a big horror fan or Jessica Biel, but not otherwise.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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