Very worried father! (joke)

[Brad]

A girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test.
The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says," Who was
the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the
phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells
them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank
account." He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a
factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do
you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again!"